Dirty Little Secrets

Sometimes, when I need to do a load of towels and all the wash cloths are dirty, I wash my face with a hand towel for three or six days before I actually do the laundry.

Sometimes, I think of the chores that I hate the most and assign them to my kids.  ie: fold and put away laundry, unload the dishwasher, dust, wipe down the bathrooms...

Sometimes, after a late game night, I sleep in and deliver the kids' lunchboxes to the office barely making it before their actual lunch time.

Sometimes, I pack a healthy lunch for the kids and then I sneak to Taco Bell while they are at school.

Sometimes, when I'm really craving a good story and can't find just the right book, I re-watch the Twilight movies.

Sometimes, when I'm scared of the substitute instructor, I skip spin class and PROMISE I will go tomorrow.

Sometimes I buy Halloween candy at the store and hide it so that only Honey and I know where it is.

What's your dirty little secret?  I promise not to tell.