A myth...the stuff of legends...
I'm here as a witness to say that, yes, they do exist. Here in the world outside of lemonade commercials and magazine advertisements, it is possible to experience a lazy day or two of summer.
We had a breakfast picnic one morning. It is delightfully cool and shady in the mornings in our backyard, and Uncle Bubba keeps it mowed and looking nice. It's the perfect spot for a muffin and a cup of coffee or milk.
Brooke has an ear infection. Rather, we're treating her for an ear infection. It could just be swimmers' ear, and the doctor wasn't certain, but he thought one of her ear drums looked "perforated". Not "punctured" or "burst", "perforated". Which I'm told is slightly better than...say..."a hole in your eardrum". So we're staying out of the pool for a few days.