Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Dirty Little Secrets

Sometimes, when I need to do a load of towels and all the wash cloths are dirty, I wash my face with a hand towel for three or six days before I actually do the laundry.

Sometimes, I think of the chores that I hate the most and assign them to my kids.  ie: fold and put away laundry, unload the dishwasher, dust, wipe down the bathrooms...

Sometimes, after a late game night, I sleep in and deliver the kids' lunchboxes to the office barely making it before their actual lunch time.

Sometimes, I pack a healthy lunch for the kids and then I sneak to Taco Bell while they are at school.

Sometimes, when I'm really craving a good story and can't find just the right book, I re-watch the Twilight movies.

Sometimes, when I'm scared of the substitute instructor, I skip spin class and PROMISE I will go tomorrow.

Sometimes I buy Halloween candy at the store and hide it so that only Honey and I know where it is.

What's your dirty little secret?  I promise not to tell.


Stephanie Pafford said...

Sometimes, if one of my kids has an accident overnight, I take off the sheets, and they sleep in a sleeping bag. I intend for it to only be one night, but sometimes, they end up in a sleeping bag for 3 or 4 days while I put off remaking their bed.

valerie in TX said...

Hahaha - sometimes I buy chocolate (or Little Debbie snack cakes) and hide it so only I know where it is - not my honey! And, I totally give the chores I hate to my kids. :)

Misty said...

This absolutely made me giggle!