Reasons I think the end might be coming in 2011...

1. Dallas and Atlanta have 5 inches of snow on the ground and we haven't had anything wet fall from the sky since October...Atlanta for pete's sake.

2. Oh, wait, I forgot, New Year's eve we did have some wet dirt falling from the sky for about 20 minutes. Just long enough to give the WHOLE ENTIRE CITY that dirty, dried up water drop finish. That happens all the time, though, and really doesn't support my end times theory.

3. As of January 8, my Christmas decorations were down, packed, and stored in the attic. That's a good 20 days before my usual goal and a month before my personal deadline. It's kind of a big deal.

4. Baylor played in a bowl game and Texas did not.

5. Speaking of bowl games...I am so over them. Seriously... just let me donate $20 to fight hunger so we don't have to waste TV time showing these two teams I've never heard of play another game in another baseball park turned football stadium.

6. Let's make a rule: If you don't have a football stadium available, you can't host a bowl game.

7. I did not watch one parade this holiday season. Not Macy's on Thanksgiving, not Disney on Christmas, not Rose on New Year's day. I'm kinda' bummed about that.

8. I woke up at 5:00am every day last week to EXERCISE.

9. And I'm planning on doing it again this week.

10. My dad drank coffee on Christmas Eve. My parents didn't even own a coffee maker until Christmas Eve and there my dad was in front of the whole world drinking coffee. I don't think he liked it though, because Christmas Day he was back to energy drinks, Coke, and hot chocolate.

11. On this new Weight Watchers plan, Chocolate Cheerios are worth the same amount of points as Fiber One. If it is the end times, I'll die a happy woman!